United States District Court, E.D. New York
WENDY K. PAULSTICH, Plaintiff,
MERRICK POST OFFICE,  MERRICK POST OFFICE, MASSAPEQUA POST OFFICE, MASSAPEQUA POST OFFICE, MASSAPEQUA POST OFFICE, JOHN DOE, TERESA DOE, CAPITAL ONE BANK, MORGAN CHASE BANK, JIM GAVIN, ANDREW MILLER, Son GARY MILLER, MARY CAVE, MATHEW REBECCA, RUSSEL, MICHAEL SELTZER, DAVE DENNEBERG [SIC] & his wife, DAVE DENNEBERG [SIC], ROBERT & DIANE BAQUET, and Kids JESSICA, JENNIFER, WILLIAM, ROBERT, Defendants.
Wendy K. Paulstich, pro se, Merrick, NY, for Plaintiff.
No appearances. for Defendants.
MEMORANDUM & ORDER
JOANNA SEYBERT, District Judge.
On April 4, 2014, pro se plaintiff Wendy K. Paulstich ("Plaintiff") filed a seventy-seven page document purporting to be a single Complaint against twenty-six defendants. Plaintiff paid the $400.00 fee to file what she styled as a single Complaint. For the reasons that follow, notwithstanding Plaintiff's payment of the filing fee, her Complaint is DISMISSED WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
Plaintiff's lengthy submission is difficult to comprehend and her rambling allegations are fanciful, disjointed, and largely conclusory. Using multiple copies of the Court's general Complaint form, Plaintiff has listed her allegations against the defendants, identifying at the top of each page the defendant(s) to which the allegations in the Statement of Claim pertain.
For example, the first "Statement of Claim" page is at page 22 (Compl., Docket Entry 1, at 22) and indicates that these allegations pertain to the Merrick Post Office. There, Plaintiff alleges that the events giving rise to her claim occurred "when my mother was alive and they were playing with mail." (Compl. at 22.) According to Plaintiff, in 2010, her "mother called the post office to stop playing with the mail [and] they did nothing." (Compl. at 22.) Plaintiff then "called the Postal Inspector and has been involved with them up to this year, " and claims that "[i]t is the Nassau DA who is steeling [sic] with them." (Compl. at 22.) Plaintiff next alleges that, "[i]n the Merrick Rd. Post Office an Asian is involved also in DMV fraud and phony tickets with someone. The Nassau County Traffic Courts are aware she is playing with [the] mail." (Compl. at 22.) Plaintiff further claims that she got the Postal Inspector involved but "[s]he is involved with banks and Asians all over violating our civil rights. Every Asian in Merrick and their businesses should be investigated. They harrass [sic] continuously and probably are steeling [sic] from a lot of people." (Compl. at 22.)
In the section of the Complaint form that calls for the identification of any injuries suffered, Plaintiff wrote:
Missing checks extortion at Capital One & Chase. My mother is dead. I think they have been involved with the Fire Department and showing up when my mother never called. Then injecting her. That is why I continually get diabetes off her medical records. This is a sham with Teresa and these Asians. Probably doing it to a lot of Elderly. Since it was an Asian Doctor in [B]ellmore[, ] an eye doctor when she had a [sic] eye checkup I couldn't believe there was diabetes on her records.
(Compl. at 22.) For relief, Plaintiff seeks to have the "Asians in the Merrick Post Office charged with Fraud Identity Theft [and to have] all my mail returned, money returned and the DMV ticket sham exposed what postal employees are doing with someone in Albany." (Compl. at 23.) Plaintiff also seeks to have "[t]hese postal employees charged with violating our right to privacy in Dental and Medical offices, banks & anywhere else they are involved." (Compl. at 23.) Plaintiff further seeks "an investigation of Bethpage DMV where the Asians are involved with another Asian there in DMV fraud." (Compl. at 23.)
The next "Statement of Claim" indicates that these allegations pertain to the Massapequa Post Office. (Compl. at 24.) There, Plaintiff alleges that the events giving rise to her claim occurred "when Merrick started harrassing [sic] me about a Hell's Angel who works at the Massapequa Post Office." (Compl. at 24.) According to Plaintiff, [she] "found out about him when she worked at On Parade Diner. He was married to this Teresa and both Nassau & Suffolk busted it up." (Compl. at 24.) Plaintiff claims not to know "which Massapequa Post Office he works in" and alleges that "someone was involved in Merrick when it was busted and is involved now. This was going on at 1880 Gormley Ave. Merrick. Carolyn Kramen. She moved and these Henkals that moved in are involved in the same thing. They are involved with the liers [sic] when it was originally busted." (Compl. at 24.) Plaintiff next alleges that she "lived in Dix Hills - my divorce papers are inclosed [sic] where I lived for a long time after separating from my x-husband [sic]. These Henkals have been lying & threatening since the day they moved in to 1880 and don't even know me and my family." (Compl. at 24.) In the section of the Complaint form than calls for the identification of any injuries suffered, Plaintiff wrote:
My mother is dead, Henkall has continually lied about my children and was doing this to my mother who her grandchildren were. There are numerous other neighbors involved now because of the negligence of the Nassau DA. I have never had a conversation with Henkal [sic]. That is how nuts she is. Never bothered to ask me. They want to steal. We cannot do my mother's estate until this is busted up.
(Compl. at 24.) For relief, Plaintiff seeks to have "[e]verything that has gone one with the Merrick Post Office stopped [and] investigated." (Compl. at 25.) Plaintiff also seeks to have the
[e]mployees involved in Massapequa charged with their crimes. What priests were involved with and the Diocese of Rockville Centre exposed for what they are doing. This is not a religion. These are hate crimes by the Diocese of Rockville Centre. We have a right to be Protestant. How can a Post Office be involved with this kind of hate? I should ...